Self-help Book Hoarder Prints

'I'm going to use some popular self-help books in your treatment -- I call it 'Shlock Therapy.''

'That's our mission statement.'

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Understanding The Other Side, Whether Men, Women, or Mice.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'You must heal yourself.'

A man reads a book called 'Opening Lines' while a woman reads a book called 'Brush Offs'.

'I've had a few short stories published, but I'd really like to write 'the Great American How to Write a Novel.''

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

Small child checks out a book.

"The thing is, you have to really want to change."

"To listen to your instincts, press one."

"Boy, these are really overdue!"

"Do you have any books on releasing the tiger within?"

"Frankly, I just want to talk about how great I am non-stop and uninterrupted for 50 minutes every week on a long term basis."

"My self help book on self-esteem is not selling as well as I'd anticipated..!"

"I'm not trying to change you. That's the personal trainer I hired's job."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

Pastoring for Dummies

"I got my wife a book on decluttering and the first thing to go was me."

Young Geeks.

The Power of Positive Stinking

The Catkins Diet

'I finally got in touch with my true inner self, and he's as bad as I am.'

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"This isn't what I expected when I signed up for the 'What Men Think' talk."