Self-driving Sentimentalist T-Shirts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Have I told you lately that I love you

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Storage Unit of Love

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I can accept Mum's gone, but I can't bring myself to press 'delete'."

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Farewell to the travellers

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

Forbidden love.

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."

Will Self-Driving car

How is it going with your voice-controlled, self-driving car? We aren't communicating very well. I said I "need to go fast" and it took me to a calorie-restricting diet center. It's very frustrating! Back there I shouldn't have added "This car is driving me up a wall."