Self-driving Sentimentalist T-Shirts

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

"I want a pony!"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

Storage Unit of Love

"The kids are growing up so fast."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Romantic young couple on a bench next to a bilious old man.

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I never got a chance to say 'Shut up.' "

Farewell to the travellers

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

Forbidden love.

Will Self-Driving car

"These new self driving models are supposed to be much safer."