Suitcase Sentimentalist T-Shirts

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Carefree luggage.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

Attic of hopes and dreams...

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

Portfolio

"What!?"

Newton's Cradle Romance

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

Bon Voyage!