Suitcase Sentimentalist T-Shirts

"Goodbye old girl. They'll never issue another bag quite like you."

Carefree luggage.

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

Airport. Luggage. Baggage. Traveling used to be much less complicated.

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"The house doesn't seem big because the kids are gone - it seems big because we've shrunk so much."

"There's no need to be em'bear'rassed about what you like!"

Have I told you lately that I love you

Attic of hopes and dreams...

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"So far, my luggage has had a more exciting vacation than I have!"

Woman talking romantically whilst man talks about measuring the scullery.

The stone is semi-precious, so I got you two.

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

Business man with places he's visited on his suitcase and places he's worked for on his chair.

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"Don't worry - the Power of Dad still trumps the Power of Attorney."

"At these prices, what do you expect?"

'She won't go anywhere without her Teddy Bear...'

"What!?"

This cologne reminds my husband of our first kiss, years ago in the old copy room. It's eau de mimeograph.

Portfolio

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

'It appears you've caught the travel bug.'

Newton's Cradle Romance

"Can you just fetch our red ones, dear?"

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

"Do you have to be so damned sentimental?"

"Four o'clock, dear. 'Sesame Street.'"