Self-doubter Gifts

Flowchart of an idea.

"What was I thinking?!"

"Nice haircut."

"That's a big fat lie!"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'm like most people, I guess––a mixture of good and bad."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

'Don't worry! If your self diagnosis turns out to be correct this time, this will take care of it.'

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

'What seems to be the problem?' - 'I've got bubonic plague.' - 'Okay... so what symptoms do you have?' - 'Well, I feel chilly and I had a muscle cramp. They're both symptoms of plague.' - 'I hate Wikipedia.' - 'It says here that you should prescribe...'

“Is it a self esteem problem when I don’t think I’m interesting enough to talk to myself?”

"I'm an atheist. I don't believe in programmers."

'I've got a question. If your answer is 'Yes', I'll hate you. If your answer is 'No', I'll hate you, too. The question is, do you think I need a new dress because I'm looking fat in this one?'

"Your internet researched analysis of your condition and treatment is impressive,and it would be 100% on target...if you were a goat!"

'Some boys think I'm pretty. Some think I'm ugly. What do you think?'

"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."

'I'm just sayin', with this cute little face and my big fluffy tail, I never really thought of myself as vermin!'

"And I suppose if your friends all jumped off a cliff you'd follow right along?"

The little engine that coulda woulda shoulda

"I'm not real good at promoting myself, so I brought my mom."

"What kind of idiot gets suckered into something like that?"

"Well, that's one in the eye for doubting Thomas!"

My routine.

"I'm skipping straight to a second opinion, in the first one, I thought you were OK."

'But, suppose I raise my consciousness and I don't LIKE it?'

'Does my bum look big on this'

Woman stranded on a desert Island with nothing but chocolates and weighing scales

"A breakthrough, but not a major breakthrough."

'Lets talk about this rampant egotism of yours.'

'Whose hair is that on your shoulder?'.

'I feel fat. An old boyfriend must be planning to stop by.'

Information. 2nd. Opinion.

"Do you really believe, Gerald?"

'Blindly following market trends generally works for me, but when it doesn't, I blame computer trading.'

"I wonder if she enjoyed losing weight as much as I enjoyed gaining it."