Self-reflection Skeptic Gifts

"People call me self-centered."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

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"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

That party went well.

"The overthinker"

Cellphone Islands

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"Is this who I am?"

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'