Self-reflection Skeptic Gifts

"People call me self-centered."

Wolf Danny With "Random""The work must be tantamount to mayhem. Making an insatiable public confused, indifferent, annoyed—this is the premise on which rests my deliberately vacuous oeuvre."

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"The overthinker"

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Cellphone Islands

A small number of people are afraid of heights, but there is an epidemic fear of widths.

That party went well.

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"How was my day? I'm still calculating the little victories minus the humiliations I normally suffer."

"Colin kept the bar fairly low."

"Is this who I am?"

Trivia Night in Apartment 8-G

"I used to think" if I don't go to work the world will fall apart. . . but it fell apart anyway."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Wow! So you think my chronic self-hatred may just be an undiagnosed case of lactose intolerance?"

"That's a big fat lie!"

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I've used up all my eligibilities'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Business man sees himself as a shark

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

An x-ray reveals a man imprisoned in the mind of another man.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'Hi, I'm middle-age and I'll be hanging around a while.'