Overcoming Self-doubt Gifts

"Trust me- you're more than ready."

“Is it a self esteem problem when I don’t think I’m interesting enough to talk to myself?”

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"What was I thinking?!"

"The document states that you've been left your mother's jowls and upper arm flab."

'This is too small. Get me a 12...How many times?! I'm a 10 or a 12 on top and a 12 or 14 on the bottom depending on the shop, the cut of the fabric, the ambient air temperature, and the rotation of Pluto...and we always try the 10 first capiche?'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Does my bum look big in this aria?"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

Why weren't we born rich instead of beautiful?

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

'Kids like my presents, but do they really like me?'

Aging Problems

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

If you've got it flaunt it!

"...And please let at least one person admire my new hat!"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"Never mind how other see you, how do you see yourself?"

"Gracie, can you make me soar?"

'Great white shark! Where do they get that 'great' stuff? Know how hard that is to live up to?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

Things that scare Jimmy

"Anymore, I'm appearing in only small secondary rolls in my dreams."

"Science has proven that if you don't know what you're talking about, people will still take you seriously if you act like you do...Especially if you back it up by saying 'Science has proven' it."