Self-diagnose Prankster Pillows

"I looked up my symptoms on the internet and found out that I'm DEAD and it's YOUR FAULT!"

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Court's in recess!'

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Makes me wish I'd kept that gorilla suit."

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Cat-astrophic Trifecta" "I pooped in Mona's Jimmy Choo handbag." "I knocked over grampa's ashes." "I buried a Barbie in the litter box."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"