Self-aware Prankster Pillows

"You haven't lost hair, hon. You've just reassigned it."

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

A Guide to Balloon Animals

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I said I'd give you the world, didn't I?"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Now the geeks hold all the power. They're the ones who know how to forge a parent's e-signature."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'I did it all from memory.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Teddy Time Bears

Clown Skis.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.