Self-care Critic Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the self-care critic? Our collection of playful and witty products captures their love for humor and self-awareness. Ideal for anyone who enjoys poking fun at their routines and embracing their unique personality with a smile. Whether they’re into cozy comforts or cheeky statements, find something that makes their self-love journey even brighter.

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"He said to take two aspirins and call him in the morning? Ridiculous! Take three aspirins and call me in the morning."

"He said to take two aspirins and call him in the morning? Ridiculous! Take three aspirins and call me in the morning." mockup

"He said to take two aspirins and call him in the morning? Ridiculous! Take three aspirins and call me in the morning."

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A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout' mockup

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

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Self help acupuncture

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"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon." mockup

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

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"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self." mockup

"If you don't want stitches, that's fine. Suture self."

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'Something for the weekend, Sir?' mockup

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

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The adoration of the gels.

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You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe mockup

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

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"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night" mockup

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

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Work/Life Balance

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"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge." mockup

"I'm off to the gym, where my private self and my public self converge."

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Spa

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Bad fake tan day.

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Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them. mockup

Take the time to do something nice for yourself. Your kids will thank you. That is, if you ever decide to have them.

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"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?" mockup

"Don't you think it's time we talked about Operation Doug?"

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Bad hair day!

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"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox." mockup

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

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Surfing the daily stress

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'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.' mockup

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

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'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.' mockup

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

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The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone. mockup

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

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A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair. mockup

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

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People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear. mockup

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

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Woman pouring perfume into her bath. mockup

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

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"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack." mockup

"The bags under my eyes have combined to form some kind of face backpack."

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"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health." mockup

"Nobody ever asked about my mental health."

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"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!" mockup

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

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"Try thinking about something else." mockup

"Try thinking about something else."

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"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate." mockup

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

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Leave your troubles in the bubbles mockup

Leave your troubles in the bubbles

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Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

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Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents. mockup

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

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"AHHHH, MORNING!"

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"You left your demons here last week." mockup

"You left your demons here last week."

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"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot." mockup

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

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Self-care Critic Gifts Collection

Self-care Critic Mugs

Explore our mug collection for the self-care critic—funny, witty, and perfect for their daily coffee or tea moments.

Self-care Critic Pillows

Discover pillows that bring comfort and humor to the self-care critic’s space—perfect for lounging and relaxing.

Self-care Critic Prints

Browse our prints for the self-care critic—humorous and inspiring designs that add personality to any room.

Self-care Critic T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the self-care critic—clever designs that showcase their playful approach to self-love.