Self-appreciation Specialist Pillows

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

That party went well.

Jarvis Cocker

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'I'm Bored'

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Admit it Johnson, isn't a pat on the back more intrinsically rewarding than a salary rise?"

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

Caption Contest TK

"Just because your mother devoured your siblings and not you didn't mean she valued you any less. She was just full."

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Aethel the Analyzed.

A giraffe in a hat

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"That's Fred's Case History."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

Footprints on Island.

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

'Brilliant!'

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

I love myself.

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."