Self-appreciation Specialist Prints

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

That party went well.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

'I'm Bored'

"So. Mr Smith, what makes you think you are too controlling?"

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A giraffe in a hat

"I can't believe school ends in three months! Sometimes I wish it would never end. But I guess endings make you appreciate the present."

Aethel the Analyzed.

"You're a cow ... not a burgermeister."

'Wow! I hope I'm not hallucinating again... What vision of beauty stands before me?'

"That's Fred's Case History."

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

Footprints on Island.

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'Last year I went to a chocoholics anonymous meeting twice...once to join and once to renew.'

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

"Mid-life crisis is so defining - couldn't we just call it 'Puberty - the sequel?"

"Weird, isn't it? This feels real, and my life before seems like the masquerade!"

Natalie contemplates Natalie attired....

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

"Quick interruption to assure you I'm listening and not just rehearsing a response over and over in my head."

'Thank's mom, parents don't get enough appreciation.'

'You're unquestionably the most handsome, intelligent, virile, chick-magnet to ever grace these parts.'

I love myself.