The Self-appreciator Prints

Are you really so good-looking as to justify yet another glance?

That party went well.

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

A giraffe in a hat

Today's presentation - God's Miracles.

Ms. Walsh, I'll be unavailable today...I'm spending it with my ego wall.

Ethelred the Unfinished.

"Would you ask the chef to hurry? We're running out of conversation."

"Well, for starters I'd like to thank me."

'Ms. Collins, order me a dozen roses asap. And make sure I say something flattering to myself in the card.'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

Red Letter Days - Having one's portrait shown

"Who's gorgeous face is this I see? Is it a special person I'm going to spend the rest of my life with?"

Actually, calling me one-dimensional isn't much of an insult

'Brilliant!'

'You don't know what a treat it is for me to run into you!'

"My monument to me is coming along nicely."

God Shows His Love In Many Ways...

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

A woman surrounded by drama masks admires herself in the mirror.

Notable noses Vol. 83.

(Attack Dog) (It's about character stupid!)

I love myself.

"It's very me, but I hate myself."

Narcissism...Self Inflicted Love Bites.

"Still working from home, I see."

'Don't make my nose too big!'

"You must excuse my husband, he's a practising egomaniac..."

The individual fruit pie

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"I ❤️ me"