Self-admiring Superstar Pillows

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Superheroes take a selfie

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Sistine Selfie

The Sculptor

"Influence this."

Hollywood producer.

Modern Narcissism

How do I love me? Let me count the ways. Ok. You have 18,523 selfies.

"These kids and their shellfies..."

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

Book Worm

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

Dog picturing himself on stage.

You.com

Museum. Ancient Greece. Socrates. Socrates said the unexamined life is not worth living. He must have taken a lot of selfies.

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

Selfie Man

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.