Self-admiring Superstar Mugs

'Please leave your message after the tone...'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Giving birth with your husband present may be more painful.

Superheroes take a selfie

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

Sistine Selfie

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Hollywood producer.

"Influence this."

The Sculptor

Modern Narcissism

TV stage door

Child star Fatty Deposits humiliates Zippy, The Wonderdog, on the set of their latest movie, 'Too Cute For Comfort'....

If you're looking for a good time, you'll find it; if you can't find it, it will find you....

"There was a time when I used to instil absolute terror into everybody..."

"Goodnight, Dan, you handsome devil!"

Book Worm

"These kids and their shellfies..."

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'You know, it isn't the mother's texting while delivering that bothers, it's those damn selfies they upload to Facebook.

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

21st Century Malaise-Attention-Seeking-Disorder

Dog picturing himself on stage.

You.com

Selfie Man

Last Chance To take Selfie For All Eternity.

"I'm just gonna reach in my pocket real slowly, get my phone and take a few selfies with you guys. Cool?"

"I'm getting HIM a mug that says: I woke up like this!"

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

Self checkout and 'selfie' check out at a store.