Self-absorbed Stylista Gifts

"It's made from an endangered species for that one person in a thousand who couldn't care less."

"I didn't spark joy."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Little Princess.

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

"I don't like your application."

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"