Self-absorbed Stylista Gifts

"It's made from an endangered species for that one person in a thousand who couldn't care less."

"I didn't spark joy."

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Shoe addict.

"I just hope the world doesn't end before people can see our outfits."

Little Princess.

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

'My diet seems to be working great! Do you have any less relaxed jeans?'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

"I don't like your application."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'There! Now you won't get tangles!'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Maybe I'm not the best choice to ask if your silly wife cartoons are funny!"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...