Seizing The Day Gifts

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I love my new tie! I'll wear it to work tomorrow." "The report'll be done shortly." "Excellent!"

"I'm going to tell them our number one way to be stress-free is taking a day off to go fishing."

Dribbling and snoring - proof that men can multi-task.

'It's been a pretty slow day -- What say we knock off a couple hours early?'

'I load on the job all the time so I figure it's not really 'earned' income.'

A dog bringing a pirate his peg leg.

Reserved Parking

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

'I didn't come to work yesterday because Tuesday is the new Monday.'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

"Don't forget to stop to take a selfie of smelling the roses and post it on social media."

Who's the suit? Warning. Nude beach.

Ye Haul.

The Yachtsman

Home v Work.

Umbrella fight.

Thriller of the Week

Something Like Sport.

'You're now at your peak, so it's all downhill from here.'

"Great coffee, honey!"

Of all the days to sleep in!

"Good News! It's today again!"

'I am being in the moment. Just not this particular moment.'

"Can you measure this one and see if it's a keeper, Dad?"

Naval Training; Thug Boat

"Good news! I sold the movie rights to your accident for 50 Grand!"

'I thought you were at your Grandmother's funeral - buried at sea, was she?'

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Talk like a pirate day. . .

'Hi hon. Me? I'm just getting some work done and the kids are playing in the other room.'

'The only thing she hunts for is a good place to nap.'