Seas The Day Sensibility Gifts

The Yachtsman

'There is no point in leaving civilization, because civilization will not leave you.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Cook and Octopus

"I found out the hard way what a short hop it is from 'Seize the Day' to 'Seize the Money!'"

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

Rob The Grinder admires the Nobby Shropshire One

'Get me the coast.'

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

Ship

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

Academics At the Beach

'It's very sad really - all he seems to want is closure.'

The Baking Sirens

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

Restaurant School: Fresh-Ground Pepper 101

'...he's got more sense than money.'

"Baldo have you been on your computer all night?"

'Eat or be eaten, there must be a better way...'

Spring Fever or Side Effects?

'Remember when we would come to the beach and not delete email?'

'They must be a Christian school...'

Tsunami surfing may not be good for beginners.

Pirate Medicine and Pirate Carpentry

land..!

'Captain? Ensign Parker requests more speed.'

"Would you please pick something and quit channel surfing."

Ambulance.

'Can you please hold for ocean sounds? Our computers are temporarily down.'

'Noise abatement society' demonstration.