Seer Of Sedans Pillows

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

"Who's there?"

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

When psychics fight.

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Reading the Leaves.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'The mist is clearing.'

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

Nostrildamus.

"I had a vision of my own death. Man, I really go out in style!"