Seer Of Sedans Pillows

Psychic Car Mechanics.

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"Regarding your letter of next Monday ... "

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"Who's there?"

A self-filling prophecy.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"I'll be right back."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

When psychics fight.

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'The mist is clearing.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'Forget crossing my palm with silver... I'll accept notes!'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Nostrildamus.