Seer Of The Saddle Pillows

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I'll be right back."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

A self-filling prophecy.

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

Reading the Leaves.

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

When psychics fight.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

'I love that new horse smell.'

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'