Seer Of The Saddle Mugs

Before becoming the legend that he is today, Nostradamus first enjoyed a pretty good living at the tracks.

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

'Any minute now I'll be getting a headache.'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Psychic Car Mechanics.

It is a good idea to start by learning how to mount your pony.

Bumper Stickers on a Cowboy's Horse

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"The fact that you're here means you will continue to make poor life decisions."

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I will now peek into your future, David...'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Mystic Writes 2014 Diary

"I'll be right back."

A self-filling prophecy.

'Well, I'll be darned! It looks like just a lot of the same old stuff from here on out for you.'

'What're you doing, kid? You keep spoiling my surprise!'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"You'll meet a handsome young man who will marry your best friend."

Reading the Leaves.

Cowboy with saddle coffee holder.

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

When psychics fight.

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

'...George isn't in right now, but you can email him at...'

"What does 'giddyup' even mean?"

"The future's looking bleak! Is that it?"

'I love that new horse smell.'

Welcome To The Psychic Convention.

'Are you going to bowl or are you going to peek into the future?'

'I'll be right with you. I'm reading my horoscope.'