Seedling Steward Gifts

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

"Would you like some wings?"

Don't mind us. We're just trying to eat more locally grown food.

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

bird interprets modern art

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

Tree Funeral

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Gardener

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Solar Power.

'Take me to your weeder!'

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"No, still there."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

'Happy New Year!'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

You're not selling those silly upside-down tomato contraptions? I confess. They're fun! Fun? They're an affront to mother nature and common sense. A $3 seed packet grows enough for five families. Why sell over-priced fads? Mother nature never offered to pay my rent.

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."