Seedling Stylist Gifts

Doing the borders.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

Pampered and poodled.

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

Vivienne Westwood

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

'The word bath is mentioned.'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

Snow White and her Seven people.