Seedling Steward Mugs

Garden Shop: Growin' and Rarin' to Grow

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Doing the borders.

"Would you like some wings?"

bird interprets modern art

"Don't just forage - upcycle!"

Insect extinction

'There's too many of us... I'm going to start forming a 'W'.'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Tree Funeral

A gardener potting up sun loving and shade loving seedlings.

Gardener

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'I wish there was some way we could reduce emissions here.'

"You told Pastor Bob about my room, didn't you?"

Solar Power.

'Take me to your weeder!'

"No, still there."

'This is a collect call from 'THE CAPTAIN.' Do you accept all charges?'

'Isn't nature wonderful? All those sycamore seeds fluttering over our garden - and every last one of them fertile.'

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'Quick! Page the flight deck, bring me oxygen, gloves, a mask and someone junior!'

'I think you should know, I put a piece on 'YourTube' praising your stewardship.'

A sign at a restaurant - Food left unattended will be eaten by the waiter.

'Happy New Year!'

'Fitzroy, the sea is a bit too cold to swim in. Would you please go and get the immersion heater?'

'Two thousand seedlings - and I can't bring myself to throw any of them out.'

Since we're not doing anything meaningful to stop climate change, it's reassuring to know Earth can count on...'Planet B' to the rescue!"

"All I'm saying is, I wished for an endless summer vacation, and now the glaciers are melting."

"I don't think reusable straws are going to be enough."