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The Executive Manual of Exercise

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

'I beat the 5 o'clock rush... I leave work at noon!'

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

This year, Barry resolved to try new things and take more chances - starting tomorrow.

"This grade doesn't fit into my five-year plan!"

"He's fine, Ma'm."

'That's our group plan.'

'Bonny, I've forgotten...What time is that 9 o'clock meeting tomorrow?...'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

Workout Calendar

'To err is human. To really screw up requires a plan.'

"Scoot over. I could use a workout too."

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

"Hookers? Tomorrow? I thought we were going to the Guggenheim."

Morning Procrastination

And that's why we don't have a cat.

Lockdowns

'Hello, Daphne, could you let your Au Pair sunbathe in the garden? I want Morris to mow the lawn'.

I'm inventing an extra day in the week, right after Friday. I'll call it MYday!

Better things to do with your time than trail down the chiller aisle...Learn salsa!

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

"Where do you see your triceps in five years?"

Fly By Seat Of Pants

'I have a company insurance physical next week, do you have anything that will help me lose 25 pounds by then?'

Cost of Family Living