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Bedroom Boat Race Practice

"I still plan to be a cowboy when I grow up. If I'm going to service my share of the national debt, I might as well have fun doing it."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Still Life With Nordic Track

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Are You a Quarathlete? Nifty Exercises You Can Do In Lockdown

Cindy's imaginary friend has the day off so the agency send over a temp to fill in.

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

FREE-RANGE CIRCUIT TRAINING

You know, if you made it with a sphere, it wouldn't need a railing. Plan.

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

"Better put out notepads and pens in case any of them has an idea."

'That's our group plan.'

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

'It's a very realistic set that even comes with contract specifications and outrageous bid proposals.'

'I don't think that lifting the remote control counts as exercise!'

A violinist exercises by putting a weight on his bow.

'Let's get some sheep, and don't worry if the shepherd has fire: I'll take care of it...'

Workout Calendar

"The kindergarteners have breached their classroom confines, and are headed this way. We'll be overrun within minutes. What should we do?"

Gracie hatches a plan to trap Santa.

Fetching, rolling over, playing dead, sitting up

School Trip To The Beach

"More protein? How about some veggies once in a while?"

Having shrewdly grabbed a window fan to bulk up his shirt, Winston hoped his buff look would land him a date.

The Executive Manual of Exercise

"Want to have a few pies after work?"

"Walking in the hall carrying a file folder makes you look busy. This allows you to get an aerobic workout and nobody is the wiser."

"He's busy exercising the goldfish at the moment.

a drink at the pub

Don't forget that idea...we need the light to find our way back home.

"Gracie, we've sitting here all day planning our first week of summer fun."

Acme Crazy Straws

Rome wasn't built in a day.

"I recommend using your third wish to prevent joint pain in later years."