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And that's why we don't have a cat.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"O.K., O.K., here's 'Lassie, Come Home' again! Now are you happy?"

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I'm ready! You ready?...You ready?'

'...and notice how they like playing with string.'

"I'm expected for dinner around seven. Other than that I'm completely free."

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

"Can you send me a detailed list of knee exercises I could do at home but won't because I have no discipline."

"There's nothing like dog-walking for making new friends...."

Workout Calendar

Jasper wasn't used to dealing with snowstorms before winter, let alone before Halloween...

"I borrowed it from my neighbor, he's a big tennis guy."

Bedroom Boat Race Practice

Family looking to buy a dog.

"Ambitions... To get birthday treats every dog year, not every seven."

"When the time is right I intend to lead a canine revolution that will bring about a new world order. Until then I'm just hanging around acting cute."

'Outside, they let me off the leash only to fetch the paper. It's sort of a work-release program.'

'I've been sentenced to five weeks while they go on holidays... What about you guys?'

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

'Where do you see yourself in 35 years?'

Valley trash

'We had planned to wait until Bowzer finished obedience school, then I came into heat.'

My dog would like your dog's phone number.