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'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

Spa

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Turn, turn and turn.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Working Holiday

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Cat in a flap

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Dog Park / Cat Park

"I love this time of day."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Excuse me, but do you have a decaffeinated baristo?'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"It feels good to unwind..."

Canine Scentipede

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"Uptight End"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"