Sedentary Seeker T-Shirts

"Will I be able to carry on not doing any exercise?"

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Golfing Boss

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

Club Antisocial

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Backfire

Turn, turn and turn.

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Wasting away again in Cappuccinoville.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

I should probably get out more.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Doesn't seem like 6 hours on the couch, but you can't argue with a lethargy tracker."

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'I think we took a wrong turn between the seventh and eight holes.'

The power of now

"Showoff"

'Which would be more Zen ? a pizza with nothing, or a pizza with everything?'