Security System Designer Pillows

'Do you mind if I borrow some of your ideas?'

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"I see you've security marked your property."

"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"

"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Shaped Much Different: Vietnam and Afghanistan.

'We're looking for somebody to work on our new top secret project. Can you tell me what kind of experience you have?'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

AI Safety Officer

"All it will do is move crime to the South Pole."

"We've been cancelled."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"I've dabbled in espionage, but my main area of expertise is self-sabotage."

Nuclear Security Summit

Statue of Security

Big finger print trying to forge a cheque but he can't.

Forgot your locker combination? Let Sammy the weasel pick it open for you!

The Ayatollah Bomb?

Dictator, Interrupted

The Costs Of Doing War.

Bank notes coming out of a safe.

'Do you hear someone shouting at us?'

"That does it! ISIS is defeated."

How to create a password you can remember...

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Automation of Security

"Your call may be monitored by the CIA, NSA, Russians, Chinese, space aliens..."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

The world of surveillance.

Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.

MI5 Press Office

Privacy Stops Where the Parking Lot Begins

Cat reaching his paw into a mouse hole that is rigged with a guillotine; the mouse has many taxidermy cat paws displayed on his wall