Security Design Pillows

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Anti-Agent

Copycats

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Empty box of ideas

High security Santa's grotto

Haute Suture

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Happy Easter

Hair Crop Circle

'Where was the TSA?'

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Creative department

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Baroque Peacock

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Pastries and Candy

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"He's a guard dog."