Security Design Gifts

Maybe it wasn't the best idea to put a climbing wall in the exercise yard.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

The Anti-Agent

Copycats

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

'C'mon get it straight.'

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Smith, we need more creativity. You have to learn to think outside the box.'

UK border controls relaxed.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

Empty box of ideas

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

High security Santa's grotto

"In the beginning, God created, like, 300 concept sketches..."

Happy Easter

Busy man, busy life, busy shirt.

Hair Crop Circle

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Haute Suture

'Where was the TSA?'

Creative department

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

Baroque Peacock

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"He's a guard dog."

"Well, yes, it's not what you would call a practical nest, but my wife insisted on using an architect..."

Tree house.

"I'm not sure if we're named after passwords or vice versa."