"It will stop people from stealing your wheel. I call it The Club."
Security System Tinkerer Gifts
Searching for a thoughtful gift for someone passionate about security system tinkering? Our collection features fun and insightful items that honor their inventiveness and love for tech puzzles. Whether they enjoy DIY projects or geeky gadgets, you'll find something that sparks their creativity and makes them smile.
Pounding speeds up the computer.
Robot Parts $5
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
The Computer Bore
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Mac OS 20
"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
Early cyborg.
'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'
The Not-So Smart Meter
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
Gadget geek.
Mouse in a hamster wheel.
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
Bicycle sat nav.
'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'
"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
"Maybe you set it up wrong."
Fixing the Computer.
'3-D TV Kit'
Sundar Pichai's first doodle.
"After I fix your laptop, can I have a bedtime story?"
Security System Tinkerer Gifts Collection
Security System Tinkerer Mugs
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Security System Tinkerer Pillows
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Security System Tinkerer Prints
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Security System Tinkerer T-Shirts
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