'That book is still floating around the system.'
System Tinkerer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a system tinkerer? Our collection showcases witty, inventive items that appeal to those who love to fiddle, fix, and create. Whether they’re building gadgets, tweaking software, or tinkering with hardware, find the perfect thoughtful and fun present to fuel their inventive spirit.
'I can log into the space station, all our roving satellites and planetary explorers but I can't get into Obamacare.'
Pounding speeds up the computer.
Robot Parts $5
Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.
'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'
"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."
The Computer Bore
'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'
"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."
'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'
"This software will cut my workload in half, so I purchased two."
Needed Inventions: An Airbag To Protect The Viewer Against A Really Lousy Program.
Mac OS 20
Drool Marks
"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"
"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."
"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
'A computer is only as good as the people who are employed to replace the people who were made redundant by the computer.'
Early cyborg.
"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."
Gadget geek.
'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'
"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"
'Hon? Did your phone go dead? Hello?'
Mouse in a hamster wheel.
The Not-So Smart Meter
"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."
'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'
Bicycle sat nav.
'I'm no expert, but I think we're a little behind when it comes to the latest industry technology.'
Congratulations on your retirement!
"No, it's not a bug. Since you keep losing you phone, I purchased you a phone-locating drone."
'Ugh! Another oil puddle in the living room – bad robot dog!'
System Tinkerer Gifts Collection
System Tinkerer Mugs
Explore our full range of mugs designed for system tinkers—funny, clever, and perfect for caffeinating their inventive minds.
System Tinkerer Pillows
Drop by our pillow collection for unique designs that add personality and comfort to any tinkering space.
System Tinkerer Prints
Browse our art prints curated for system tinkerers—ideal for inspiring creativity and adding a quirky touch to home or workshop.
System Tinkerer T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for system tinkers—humorous and stylish designs that let their geek flag fly high.