Security Screening Satirist Pillows

Add a humorous touch to their travel space with pillows that feature funny slogans about security screening, making any lounge area more inviting and amusing.

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Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.

Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark. mockup

Animals going through security before boarding Noah's Ark.

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Airport Security.

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Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy" mockup

Caution: Driver Watching "Hard Copy"

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'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?' mockup

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

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Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift. mockup

Driving on the Beach - Lifeguard on a hydraulic lift.

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Presidential surveillance ass!"

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Private Viewing

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Safety Barriers

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Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding. mockup

Mountain Climber With Pillow Padding.

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"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

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Fire door.

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Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?' mockup

Fume Leaks on aeroplane - 'Perfume? Drinks? Air?'

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"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason." mockup

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

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How to create a password you can remember...

How to create a password you can remember... mockup

How to create a password you can remember...

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"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?" mockup

"Do screen doors just keep insects out, or other things too?"

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Munich Security Conference

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'Hello, security.'

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'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!' mockup

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

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"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars." mockup

"She barks once for drugs, twice for weapons, and ten times for candy bars."

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'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.' mockup

'You have the right to refuse the body scanner, but then I'll have to pat you down.'

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'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.' mockup

'Coins, when swallowed, cause cancer. Perhaps money should be banned.'

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'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.' mockup

'The most important safety rule to follow when doing anything dangerous is to first find out who can sue you when you get hurt.'

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'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.' mockup

'As a part of a cost-cutting experiment all of our safety measures will be replaced with these good luck charms.'

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"Oh, can't complain."

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Health & Safety Official Tester.

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Jet Turbine Testing Area

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'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?' mockup

'Could you take a quick look and see if I lost a filling on the upper left row of teeth?'

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"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!" mockup

"Safe? Of course it's safe! I do fireworks every year!"

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'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.' mockup

'What do you mean, 'will the director see you now'? He's been watching you for the past two weeks.'

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'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.' mockup

'I'm bored, what can I do?' 'Go and play with your Junior Bomb Disposal kit.'

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'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.' mockup

'Oh no, he's only the Health and Safety Officer.'

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'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.' mockup

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

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Airport security - next step?

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Living life dangerously 2010.

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Security Screening Satirist Pillows Collection

Security Screening Satirist Mugs

Discover more hilarious mugs perfect for security screening satire—find the ideal gift that makes light of airport security check quirks.

Security Screening Satirist Prints

Browse our witty prints that highlight the humorous side of security checks—perfect for decorating the travel enthusiast's space.

Security Screening Satirist T-Shirts

Explore a diverse selection of humorous t-shirts that poke fun at travel security—great for travel buffs with a witty edge.