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Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

Pampered and poodled.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Shoe addict.

"I don't like your application."

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

At the suit makers

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Vivienne Westwood

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

'I think there's been some mistake...'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'