Secret Stylist Prints

Colay's glass bottom boat tours!

No one ever discovered Mad Jake's secret: he was taking a correspondence course in interior decoration.

Bad hair day!

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"This is daring, but I like it."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

Shoe addict.

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Pampered and poodled.

"I don't like your application."

At the suit makers

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

My Bangs: A Play in 5 Acts

The Young Ladies' Young Gentleman

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'

"A naked dress is perfect when you have nothing to wear."

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"I'm not trying to be beautiful, I'm only trying to look better than everyone else there."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

"It's a nice halo and all, but I'm not sure it matches my outfit."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

'I know I don't look like a matinee idol of yesteryear anymore, but neither do they!'

'I think there's been some mistake...'

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

All it takes is a little willpower and a good metabolism...

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...