Personal Stylist Prints

Choosing What To Wear.

"You don't find a style. A style finds you."

"Don't worry. The button is purely decorative."

'We need someone who dresses as badly as you and has an ability to accept criticism...are you interested in the job, jerk?'

"This is daring, but I like it."

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'We have to talk.'

'No no no - that skirt is soooo half past four...'

'You're hopeful - worrying about what underwear to wear for the office party!'

"I'm having enough problems with my identity as it is."

At the suit makers

A scalf of sloanes

'I need this year's fashion, please.' - 'Trouble is, sir, you have last year's body.'

"Your tags are sticking out."

"All I ever thought about, Gus, was me, me, me. But that's all changed now."

"Guess where my Guccis took me today."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

Bad hair day!

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

'She's so put together!'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

A man sprays his bald head with "Spray Hair" to make it seem as thought he has hair.

Shampoo.

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.