Secret Sports Fan Gifts

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

"Good game."

"You think you can? Think again, mister. You know you can. Got that?"

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Bowled over again!

Missing Persons...'I'm not sure when she disappeared - sometime during the football season.'

Go team!

'They were hoping to gradually introduce him to the pro game, but injuries left them no choice.'

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"The Bruins are down a goal. Do me a favor: Pretend you’re a Boston terrier."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

350 Feet.

Spring Training

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Raheem Sterling

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Ball as water-melon.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Cricket Accidents.