Secret Shenanigans Observer Gifts

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

$1: Family Secrets

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

See no evil, hear no evil & speak no evil.

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

Julian Assange

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'You have 'Washington D.C. Wrist,' Senator. It's a repetitive-stress injury caused by careless, under-the-table handling of cash-stuffed envelopes!'

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

Wiki Leaks

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

Wikileaks

"I miss the challenge of the old days, the excitement, intrigue..."

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

Smile! You're on Realiry TV!

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,