Secret Shenanigans Observer Gifts

"Koalas when no one's looking"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'

$1: Family Secrets

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'

'Washington has wooden teeth? -- how did you find that out?', 'It came out in conversation.'

The not so secret life of Walter Mitty

"Whoa, I guess dad and mom didn’t send Scraps off to live on a farm after all."

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'I see a VERY important note from your doctor. Unfortunately, I can't read her handwriting.'

Office block moving to the suburbs.

'It's crazy what a peep will eat.'

'We've got it narrowed down to between three and twenty-three pounds.'

"Nothing wrong with your car, sir. Its board computer says you should be cycling to work today."

"I would imagine it'll be something in Latin."

'You have 'Washington D.C. Wrist,' Senator. It's a repetitive-stress injury caused by careless, under-the-table handling of cash-stuffed envelopes!'

'I am the 'fly on the wall' you speak of. What would you like to know?'

'I'm being an asshole on this because I'm an asshole on everything!'

'I traded mine in for a bicycle helmet!'

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

C.V.-Mind your own business, "Welcome to the CIA."

Smile! You're on Realiry TV!

Detective questions woman with body in hat.

"No, there's nothing I can add to it. It's a tell-all book."

Wiki Leaks

Mexican taking a siesta. Telescope coming out of top of his Sombrero,

A man peeping through keyholes ends up with a keyhole imprint on his face.