'Okay, you can start sending in the applicants, beginning with the lowest 'salary expectation'.'
Corporate Shenanigans Observer Gifts
Looking for a gift for the ultimate corporate shenanigans observer? Our collection celebrates the humor and quirks of office life with clever designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for anyone who enjoys spotting the funny side of corporate chaos or simply appreciates a good laugh at work, our products make for delightful surprises that bring smiles and sarcasm to everyday routines.
"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."
"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."
Areas of the Body Where Stress Can Manifest
'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'
'We're just like family. Stop mumbling, Cindy. Straighten up, Fred. Get that hair out of your eyes, Janet...'
"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."
"Koalas when no one's looking"
"We'd better watch Cranston. He looks like a whistleblower."
"Mum, I got the job!"
"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."
'Comments? Thoughts? Anyone?'
"I'll put your application on file, Mr. Brandt, but I'm quite happy with my current paperweight."
"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."
'I like people.. but not a whole lot.'
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
"They grow up so fast."
"I'm afraid that following the audit, Mr. Davis is no longer with us... On the bright side, the corner office is now available!"
'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'
'It may well be nesting J.T but damn it, you've got a company to turn.'
"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."
Call Your Office
'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'
'Mr. Donovan, is it all right if I tie my shoelace?'
"They pay well but they expect a lot from you."
Multitasking executive dog
'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'
'See Dick sleep on job. See Dick get fired.'
Very fat 'Office' facing more waiters with trays of demand
"With great power comes great, great stress."
"When you reach the bottom of the pile, you'll find this week's paycheck."
"I'm concerned, Larry. All you seem to do lately is put out fires and run around like a..."
'In five year's time?... I see myself on that side of the desk telling you it's a great shame, thanks for all your hard work, but I'm going to have to let you go!'
Board of directors of a baby products company suck their thumbs after realising sales and profits are down.
'There's a Mr Tilbin here to see you sir. Shall I tell him you're on the phone, in a meeting, or out of the office?'
Corporate Shenanigans Observer Gifts Collection
Corporate Shenanigans Observer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for the corporate shenanigans observer and find the perfect witty morning starter or office desk companion.
Corporate Shenanigans Observer Pillows
Add comfort and humor with our pillows, designed for those who love to relax and laugh at the quirks of corporate life.
Corporate Shenanigans Observer Prints
Bring humor to their walls with our prints, celebrating the funny and absurd moments observed in the workplace.
Corporate Shenanigans Observer T-Shirts
Looking for apparel? Check out our t-shirts for the corporate shenanigans observer, combining humor with comfort to showcase their sharp perspective.