Secret Saucier T-Shirts

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."

"No, Mother, I don't think Julian Assange is going to leak your recipe for fruitcake."

'I bet you think I'm drinking tea...'

Ghostbasters 3

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

"Here's a buck, kid... Don't tell your mom I snuck out of my retirement home!"

'I don't know what's going on, but wipe that look of restrained jubilation off your face!'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"It's fondue night!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'Mary, you must give me your stuffing recipe.'

'I hate chick flicks!' 'Sniff...me too...'

'Darling... I think we're being watched!'

"Jack'z the bestess friend. My wife still doesn't know where we'were that night..." Why we toast before we start drinking.

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

"Chef keeps the secrets of his sauces close to his chest"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

Awkward Moments

'Promise me that this won't go any further?'

Billy strip: bed pan.

"Can you keep a secret?"

Someone carries a torch for you!

We try to keep our jam making expertise quiet!

Parson wishing to seem as though he is not drinking