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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Alien Assumption

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's fondue night!"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

"We have to keep them guessing."

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

Take us to the Younglings!

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'

V8 Vindaloo

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Alien hanging clothes on a washing line.

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

"How did the marathon go?"

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

'Hey, who's your friend?'

"He loves country music."