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'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Alien Assumption

"Wow! You do have a triple A membership!"

"I don't bake, I don't cook, but I make one kick-ass vinaigrette."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'Can you believe it? - The doofus doesn't know whether this is the Alpha Quadrant or not!'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"It's fondue night!"

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

'We come in peace, I tell you!'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Barrister uses legal speak to ask for two sugars in his tea.

"Boy, I get booed everytime I perform here."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"We have to keep them guessing."

Mexican Seasoning Mix Mines / Polynesian Sauce Works

"We bought the most expensive cut of meat....you marinated it for two days in your secret sauce....and all you end up with is that?"

'Shut up with your back seat driving, just remember who's abducting who.'

Alien hits golf balls off space ship into the moon's craters.

Take us to the Younglings!

Fruit Bowl

Ghost Reading Science Fiction.

V8 Vindaloo

"Did you hear about the food critic who could not write a story without revealing his sauces?"

Again, you don't need all the smell lines.

'Look Xnortk! The creatures of this planet have such primitive air travel! They'll offer us little resistance against out superior technology!!'

'It's only Wednesday but something in the air makes me obsess about the weekend!'

"How did the marathon go?"

According to industry newsletters, ketchup remains the world's most popular condiment. Mustard continues to be pretty lame, and sorta jealous.

The Bicycle 'Ghost'

'Hey, who's your friend?'

Alien hanging clothes on a washing line.