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"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

You're the olive in my martini

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

Jenga!!!

Got suspicious after he asked to see a recent picture and she sent over an oil painting.

"You again, Paul?! Hey, you must know this ceremony inside out!"

Wife to husband about water shot from lapel flower: 'When I said we should put the magic back in our marriage, Steve ...'

Science Applied to Art

'When it comes to romance, Sherlock doesn't have a clue!'

I think we're alone now!

Galoots in cahoots

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

1619: Valentine's Day

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

When policewomen date.

If you meet someone online who says he's a 22 year old software millionaire who looks like Harry Styles he's really unemployed, 45 and lives with his mother!

Valentines

"I'm still in shock. He had such a trustworthy avatar."

'Is there something you'd like to tell me, Edna?'

'According to your love line, I should be calling a cop right now!'

'And now he gets letters dowsed with perfume, I suspect the postman.'

'I'm confused!'

Personals: Decoder sought by F,NS,VEG,PROF with GSH

"Hang on - I've got an app for this..!"

Buying Engagement Rings - 'For $30 a month, we'll embed a homing device to help you keep track of her.'

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Gay celebration.

Come on Scott, everyone knows you're secretly dating Jill. You're the only two in the office that don't flirt!

'I've been in love with the same woman for 40 years. I just hope my wife never finds out!'

'I've been through all the men on the dating sites ... I need to see your male mug book.'

'The important thing to remember is we must forget this ever happened.'