Stealthy Lovers T-Shirts

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Government "Information" Agency.

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

Lady covered in cat hair.

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

Spray on Camouflage

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

Ninja convention

'... But, you mustn't tell anyone that Daddy's a superhero.'

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

Two ninjas taking a 'stealthy'.

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

After discovering how much he enjoyed redactiing, Roger gets a little carried away.

"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

Ninja Porn

A Furtive Move

"They can't see us if we don't move."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Notice reads Thank you for not asking my net worth.