Stealthy Lovers Pillows

Servant girl sneaking out to meet her lover

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'Sorry, viewers, I was going to show you one I made earlier but it's been scoffed by the second assistant sound engineer.'

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

"OK people, this one's for the blooper reel, so let's blow it out there."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

'They transferred me from catering because I kept spilling the beans.'

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

"Great Jacuzzi Bob"

'Aah! I didn't see you come in Mr. Brown - well done! You can start Monday!'

Why Creatures Of The Night Don't Wear Corduroy

'It's quiet out here...almost too quiet!'

"Now let's run through it once more, Mr. Harkness, and this time try not to shut your eyes when you pull the trigger."

"This is my husband, John. He works for the CIA."

"We've got to stop. Pac-Man is getting suspicious."

Spray on Camouflage

Mr Briggs's pleasures of shooting - No. IX

Ninja convention

'... But, you mustn't tell anyone that Daddy's a superhero.'

Ninja Porn

A Furtive Move

'Don't overestimate these deer, Pete. They're dumb animals, and we've got stealth on our side.'

'Well, I could tell you what that medal was for, but then I'd have to kill you.'

"They can't see us if we don't move."

Two ninjas taking a 'stealthy'.

"The Government only wants to hear what it wants to hear."

'The big book is for the 'Smiths'...'

Suddenly Kip hit an area not marked on his Creaky Board Floor Map. The curfew police would not be sympathetic.

"I'd kill for a spider-hole like that in Manhattan."