Tech-savvy Stealth Lover Pillows

Two ninjas taking a 'stealthy'.

Tunnel of TV

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'It has all the comfort of a regular jet, but it's invisible to shareholders.'

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

'We've entered the 'password sharing' phase of our relationship!'

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

'This stealth technology just keeps getting better!'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Just think. We found each other because I used a google search for Mr. Right!

Camouflage company's annual staff photograph.

Emoticons and human relationships.

"Bob and I met when we hacked into each other's computers and discovered how much we have in common."

"I am a ninja rabbit. I am stealth personified. I am one of the unseen. I am now invisible...Darn."

Cruz goes to kiss Rayna under mistletoe and is cut off by her father.

"I’ve only been able to find movies, music, and restaurants that I kind of like using apps, but I’m hoping they’ll lead me to the love of my life."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Tales from the crypto: The returns are killer!

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

Scales

'Now, if everyone will take out their cell phones, the bride and groom will now text their vows.'

"How did we do?"

Policeman on the internet looking for suspect.

'Brad and I met online, webcast our wedding, took a virtual honeymoon...and now we're divorcing through an online attorney.'

"Sh-h-h. I think I hear something."

'I don't show commitment because I have an app for that.'