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'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

Characters jumping out of a book.

"I'm bored."

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Painting taking root...

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Cygnets from Swan Lake

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.