Secret Lair Dreamer Prints

'An extinct volcano, disused nuclear bunker, or undersea cave - Anywhere within the commuter belt really.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"You left this on our ship."

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

ET Mishap

Characters jumping out of a book.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"I'm bored."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Don Quixote

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

Painting taking root...

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Cygnets from Swan Lake

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"She married and then divorced, and then she married and divorced, and then she married and lived happily ever after."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."