Secret Lair Enthusiasts Prints

After the party the Millers return to their underground lair.

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Company Ink.

Fiction. Mystery. History.

Top Secret Files

'Don't you ever get tired of all the whispering?'

"No one knows his identity. He just turns up, cuts your grass, then departs without leaving his name. They call him the Lawn Ranger."

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Red Letter Days - 'Farewell my love! ... Since you now love me, there is now nothing which can cloud our happiness! ...'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Gigolo Diary

"Do you suppose Beatriz looks over here and sees a hardworking young man who's maybe a little shy, a little handsome, but who thinks she's totally cool?"

"Great-now everybody at work is going to know."

Private Jet

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Out bending spoons at Pop's diner."

'We had no idea you were coming' - ACME Stealth Missile

Someone carries a torch for you!

"I'm hexting."

Secret Service, sign saying: 'You could be here.'

"It's obviously fake and it looks ridiculous ... still... I find it weirdly attractive."

"Welcome to our private banking group."

Catching each other's gaze.

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

'Don't tell anybody, but I have a date tonight with a rogue agent.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

Government "Information" Agency.

Discreet Shipping

Let the good times roll.