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Gigolo Diary

Was the Illuminati - now the Illuminasty

Company Ink.

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

The Vatican's undercover mission to Antarctica, and some endangered penguins.

Secret Identity Theft.

"Your covers been blown 007....you'll have to be called 008 from now on."

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'This tape will self destruct in 5 seconds. If it doesn't, please stomp on it a few times.'

A bear reads 'Eat Poop Sleep' on the beach

"That? - oh my husband - a closet bricklayer."

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

"Cross the road and you are one of us brother, but you can never reveal WHY you did it!"

Government "Information" Agency.

'Every friend is a potential security breach.'

'Is that some kind of ceremonial mask?'

'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'

Psst! Stay in character!

'This where the meeting for the order of the salmon bowl is?

"I like how you keep things simple."

"That's right, Mr. Jenkins, we rejected your membership application because you wrote your name on it..."

"So, this is Becky. She's single and she's totally your type."

'I see you've created an online altar ego.'

"Of course I could tell you more about the job...but then I would have to kill you!"

I Was Married to Banksy.

The Ekert Saga: '...The Ekert Presahvation league has guarded this secret fah ovah a thousand years, so you can't tell anyone!'

'That's just the start. Today, keeper of the list. Tomorrow, who knows?'

'Did he just flip me the feeding fish?'

Valerie thrived in an internet community that had no idea she was a chicken...

"Rule #1: DON'T talk about sore throat club!"

'Fred leads a double life, and I can't stand either one of them!'

"What do you hear from Agent X-37, chief?", "He's doing fine, but please use his code name 'Kemosabe.'"

This is Mort Park with breaking news. According to this reporter's secret source … Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell … secretly … watches Dr. Pimple Popper. Scandal!